Things that I am scared of:
- Feathers.
- People touching their eyes.
- Brian Blessed.
- That moment just before the plane lands, when you're really close to the ground but it feels like you're going too fast and about to crash into the runway and die in the most pathetic plane crash ever.
- Losing consciousness while naked.
- Sheep.
- Walking under streetlights when there's birds sat on them.
- The game of chicken that you have when walking towards those hardened city pigeons. Having become unafraid of humans, they don't fly away until you're right next to them, and then they usually fly right at you.
- Basically birds in general.
- Pregnancy and childbirth.
If A Bird Touched A Sheep's Eye, I'd Faint. Naked.
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